The official newspaper for the Ku Klux Klan has essentially endorsed Donald Trump for president, declaring that the Anointed Orange One would indeed Make America Great Again. How, you ask? White Power!

The Crusader, dubbed "The Premier Voice of the White Resistance," says that in order to fulfill Trump's campaign promise, he'll have to return America's power to the White Christian Republic. "America was great not because of what our forefathers did — but because of who our forefathers were," the endorsement reads. "America was founded as a White Christian Republic. And as a White Christian Republic it became great."

Team Trump rejected the endorsement, claiming the campaign "denounces hate in any form," [not applicable w/r/t Mexicans, Muslims, Hillary Clinton, women, fatties, and uggos.] Still, one can't help but think there might be a reason the KKK thinks Trump's on a path to dismantle the "racial time bomb" that has deprived this country of racial homogeny, or why Trump is beloved by David Duke, or why Trump has helped all the Pepes of the world realize the true joy of trolling journalists with images of Jewish heads getting shoved into ovens.

In addition to the KKK's kind words about Trump, it appears various factions of the KKK and other white nationalists plan to suppress black voters on Election Day. In Philadelphia, for instance, Neo-Nazi leader/Daily Stormer "editor" Andrew Anglin claim they'll hand out liquor and marijuana to keep people in "the ghetto" from heading to the polls—they also plan to install hidden cameras at polling sites, or just stand around looking threatening.

Trump has unleashed an army of hate on the United States, but of course, Hillary's email server is the worst political scandal since Watergate. Guess we've all got to start boning up on our cross-burning skills come November 9th—anyone got an extra glory suit lying around?