Ugh, remind Gothamist never to take the witness stand in a closed-to-the-cameras court, because the courtroom sketch artist's drawing of Martha Stewart trial witness Douglas Faneuil turns the youthful looking lad he is into a hooded eyed, plastic surgery middle period Al Pacino or current period Brad Garrett. Also remind us to better understand tax loss schemes, mainly that selling stocks at a profit doesn't help one's taxes. And that we probably shouldn't go to Jamaica and smoke pot after we make a deal with the government. Damned defense attorneys.

Douglas Faneuil's drug usage became hotly debated, but MSNBC legal eagle Dan Abrams thinks Faneuil has been a strong witness thus far.