The 2, 3, 4, 5, A, C, D, E, F, J, M, N, Q, R & S Lines Will Get A Little Funky This Weekend

Somehow it is Friday once more, because time is moving quickly and each moment we quietly die. [Editor's note: Rebecca's birthday was yesterday!] Ponder this while you peruse this weekend's subway changes, which are sure to transform any quick train trip into a beleaguered odyssey. Here's what's on tap this week:

2 trains will not run in either direction between 96 St and 241 St from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

3 trains will not run at all from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

4 trains will run to and from New Lots Avenue from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Sunday. Trains will make local stops in Brooklyn during this time.

5 trains will not run at all between Eastchester-Dyre Av and E 180 St from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Sunday.

All A trains will reroute along the F line from W 4 St-Wash Sq to Jay St-MetroTech from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday. Uptown trains will run express from 59 St-Columbus Circle to 125 St from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 6:30 a.m. Sunday, and again from 11:45 p.m. Sunday to 5 a.m. Monday. All trains will make local stops from W 4 St-Wash Sq to 59 St-Columbus Circle from 12:01 a.m. Saturday to 5 a.m. Monday.

All C trains will reroute along the F line from W 4 St-Wash Sq to Jay St-MetroTech from 6;30 a.m. to 11 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. Also during that period, uptown trains will run express from 59 St-Columbus Circle to 125 St.

D trains will not run in either direction between 59 St-Columbus Circle and Coney Island-Stillwell Av from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

All E trains will run along the F line from 21 St-Queensbridge to W 4 St-Wash Sq from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday. Manhattan-bound trains will run express from 71 Av to 21 St-Queensbridge, with that change in effect from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 7 a.m. Sunday. Also on that track, trains will skip Briarwood and 75 Av from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Manhattan-bound F trains will skip Sutphin Blvd, Briarwood, and 75 Av starting at 11:45 p.m. Friday and ending at 5 a.m. Monday.

J trains will not run in either direction between Broad St and Chambers St, starting at 5:45 a.m. Saturday and ending at 10 p.m. Sunday. Manhattan-bound trains will run express from Myrtle Av to Marcy Av from 3:45 a.m. Saturday to 10 p.m. Sunday.

Manhattan-bound M trains will run express from Myrtle Av to Marcy Av from 6:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. on Saturday, and again from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. on Sunday. Trains will run every 20 minutes during that period.

All N trains will reroute along the D line from Coney Island-Stillwell Av to 36 St from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Manhattan-bound Q trains will run express from Kings Hwy to Prospect Park from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Manhattan-bound R trains will run express from 71 Av to Queens Plaza from 6:30 a.m. to midnight on Saturday and Sunday. 36 St-bound trains will stop at 53 St and 45 St; that change is in effect from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 6:30 a.m. Sunday, and from 11:45 Sunday to 5 a.m. Monday.

The 42 St S Shuttle will operate overnight from 12:01 a.m. Saturday to 6 a.m. Monday.