Puns all around when reporting about a man who chewed through security cables to steal some watches. The Journal News: "A Tarrytown man with strong teeth and an appetite for jewelry was arrested Saturday after police said he bit through security cables to steal four watches from Sears in the Galleria mall. The toothy theft occurred shortly before 2 p.m., when security guards at the store told police a man walked to the fine jewelry department and gnawed through the security cables of four watches, worth a total of $119.96." Gregory Brown, 21, was charged with petty larceny; WCBS 880 can't resist adding, "White Plains police commissioner David Chong says Brown has an appetite for jewelry."