The Daily News tells us that the red carpet laid out for Moammer Gadhafi's welcome at the Libyan Mission was peed on by a "politically incorrect pooch," calling the act a "stream of consciousness protest."

Meanwhile, the Post has a story of a real estate broker who refused to rent the "terror-coddling Libyan strongman" an Upper East townhouse. The broker supposedly "with characteristic New York chutzpah, told them to take a hike back to the desert."

Since Michael Jackson died, Moammar Gadhafi is about the best we've got for outrageous clothes and bizarre behavior, like his famous all-virgin Amazon Guard (not news, but if you don't know about it, you really must read more; please send us photos if you see them in town!).