2006_09_duffelbag.jpgLast night, WCBS 2 proclaimed it had a breaking news exclusive: Some suspicious, unattended bags in a JFK parking lot had forced the shutdown of a parking lot and rerouting of traffic (no easy thing near JFK Airport), not to mention delaying various flights. And the water cannon was brought in to see what was in the bags, reportedly finding that there was a white powdery substance AND a suspicious, threatening note! Luckily, hours later, it was determined the powder was not dangerous (flour, perhaps?). While we're curious about the note (it supposedly contained profanities), we imagine the police are attempting to look for the person who planted it - our favorite idiot who called a bomb scare was a girl who wanted to prevent her boyfriend from flying to another city and confronting one of her exes.