(via Improv Everywhere)

I can't think of anything worse than standing on a subway platform on this scorching sweatbath of a weekend. But sometimes you MUST leave the confines of your apartment to experience the world outside of a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend binge, or so I hear, so if you do attempt to traverse the city via public transportation this weekend, note that there are a few changes. Not many, though, so bless you, MTA. Bless you.

Here's what's on tap:

5 trains will not run in either direction betweenEastchester-Dyre Av and E 180 St from 11:45 a.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Pelham Bay Park-bound 6 trains will run express from 3 Av-138 St to Parkchester from 11:45 a.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Jamaica Center-bound E trains will make express stops from Roosevelt Av to 71 Av from 12:15 a.m. Saturday to 7 a.m. Sunday, and again from 12:15 a.m. to 5 a.m. Monday. On the World Trade Center-bound track, trains run express from Roosevelt Av to Queens Plaza from 12:15 a.m. to 6 a.m. Saturday and Sunday, and again from 12:15 a.m. to 5 a.m. Monday.

Coney Island-Stillwell Av bound F trains will reroute along the E line from Roosevelt Av to 5 Av/53 St, with that change in effect from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Manhattan-bound J trains run express from Myrtle Av to Marcy Av from 3:45 a.m. Saturday to 10 p.m. Sunday.

L trains will not run in either direction between Canarsie-Rockaway Pkwy and Broadway Junction, with that change in effect from 5:45 a.m. Saturday to 6 p.m. Sunday.

M trains will run every 20 minutes from 6:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. on Saturday, and from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sunday. During this period, Manhattan-bound trains will run express from Myrtle Av to Marcy Av.

N trains will reroute along the Q line from Canal St to DeKalb Av in both directions, with that change in effect from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 6:30 a.m. Sunday, and again from 11:45 p.m. Sunday to 6 a.m. Monday.

R trains will reroute along the Q line from Canal St to DeKalb Av, with that change in effect from 6:30 a.m. to midnight on Saturday and Sunday. On the 71 Av-bound track, trains run express from Roosevelt Av to 71 Av from 6:30 a.m. to 7 a.m. on Saturday and Sunday. From 6 a.m. to 7 a.m. on Saturday and Sunday, trains on the Manhattan-bound track will run express from Roosevelt Av to Queens Plaza.