After ghost trains haunted the subway system during Monday night's Snorepocalypse, the MTA is basically back to normal. Which means sick passengers, signal problems, and those dreaded Earlier Incidents. As an added bonus, it's bitter cold this morning and some subway stairs may be slippery.

You're probably reading this too late for it to make a difference, but a sick passenger and signal problems have caused SNAFUs on the 2 and 5 lines this morning—NY Times reporter Michael Barbaro advises that you simply leave the 2 for dead.

Signal problems have also caused delays on the B, 7, and Q lines. The MTA website says the L train is running normally, but Is The L Train Fucked? reports "Yup," fucked. It's good to be back.