Officer Chintua Alozie on a Segway; Photo - NY POstBig Apple techie geeks breathe a sigh of relief: The first stolen Segway in New York was recovered by the NYPD. The culprit? A college student, Yili Wang, who supposedly looked for help to start the Segway without a key on the Internet and told cops he bought the Segway off the street.

This story would have been better if police officers on Segways were chasing someone who stole a Segway, but whatever. That's a freebie from Gothamist for anyone writing a really broad comedy.

Anything Segway on Gothamist, like that all time classic (also good for a really broad comedy) President Bush falling off a Segway. It gets us every time.