Sometimes people are just not that bright. A Hazleton, Pennsylvania man spit on a traffic agent in Queens who was writing him a summons. So the traffic agent called for more police, who found a "cache of guns and burglary tools" in the cars. The Post describes the items as "three loaded pistols, brass knuckles, billy clubs, black jacks and window punchers," not to mention the live round of ammo in the pocket of driver Ganija Vucetovic. We imagine he was arrested.
There is something reassuring about potential criminals getting caught by their own stupidity, but honestly, what's with the spitting?