Liberals can stop complaining about the conservative slant Fox News takes: The FoxNews.com homepage makes our Commander-in-Chief look even more foolish than anyone could hope. Sure, it might happen (when we find the billions of dollars that must be in a treasure chest somewhere in the Rose Garden; hey, is the map to the treasure what Cheney has in his secret folder), but for now, we'll be disbelievers because we're afraid of the deathmatch between us and the Martians.

Updated: low culture's Matt tells us about a movie that is actually about searching for treasure hidden by the founding fathers. Damnit, why aren't we developing our screwy ideas into bad movies starring Nicolas Cage?

President Bush speaks about the space program today. And for more President Bush fun, buy My First Presidentiary.