Budding entrepreneurs itching to share their Bloombergian tales of woe may have some trouble buying up appropriate domains on the city's new .nyc web address—it appears the erstwhile billionaire mayor's attorneys have purchased hundreds of Bloomberg-centric domains, including (but not limited to) BloombergSucks.nyc, BloombergBlows.nyc, FuckMikeBloomberg.nyc and MichaelBloombergIsAWeiner.nyc. All the money in the world can't buy happiness or universal approval ratings, but it can buy out trolls, it seems.

DomainNameWire reports that a law firm representing Bloomberg bought up a huge list of domains making both positive and negative references to the mayor and his family. These include election-related domains—Bloomberg2002 through Bloomberg2013 are all bought up now— domains related to Bloomberg's daughter Georgina, and charity-related domains like BloombergGives.nyc and BloombergCharity.nyc.

They also purchased a slew of not-so-flattering domains, like FuckBloomberg.nyc, MikeBloombergIsAShortJew.nyc, GetALifeMike.nyc, and the aforementioned MichaelBloombergIsAWeiner. The Bloomberg camp appears to have purchased over 400 domains, and the Post estimates they'll have to shell out $10,000 to $16,000 annually to keep them covered. Bloomberg's spokesperson told the tabloid they won't be hoarding all the potential website names, so you may yet claim ownership over MichaelBloombergIsADweeb.nyc. "This appears to be overly aggressive legal due diligence,” she said in a statement. “We’re only keeping the straightforward addresses."

Peruse the full list of purchased domains here [pdf] to see if your preferred address has been taken. The good news is, there are still plenty of excellent .nyc domains you can purchase, should you desire to run your own rage-filled website. Those include:

TeenyBloomers.nyc
BloombagVille.nyc
EatTheRich.nyc
BloombergProbablyRuinedNewYorkMaybe.nyc
WhateverAllMayorsSuck.nyc
EveryoneHatesCondos.nyc
YouDoNotLookGoodInATrillby.nyc
GoBackToOhio.nyc
IRememberWilliamsburg.nyc
HaHaHaAffordableHousingRight.nyc
LivingHereForAMonthDoesNotMakeYouANewYorker.nyc
WhereDidAllMyBarsGo.nyc
TheDuaneReadesAndStarbucksesAreEverywhere.nyc
WhoEvenUsesTDBank.nyc
SeriouslyThatBankUsedToBeASexShop.nyc

And of course:
EverythingUsedToBeBetterOnceUponATime.nyc

Happy trolling!