Gothamist reader Seth wrote in on Sunday:
A friend of mine was at St. John the Divine today. She was walking along with a tour when they got to the section with the busts of famous Americans. She looked over, and one bust was missing. In its place was a dollar bill. The missing head: George Washington. The tour guide was freaked out. Security was notified. Apparently this happened between yesterday afternoon and this afternoon.
Today, he went back and got pictures. Who could have committed this dastardly crime? Our money is on Al Qaeda.