In a move that apparently shocked nobody on the block, cops busted a massage parlor on East 78th Street on Monday for charging customers for sex. Cops raided the den and charged Wangshan Ye, 22, and Le Zhou, 40, for prostitution. Upstairs neighbor Derek Karney told the Daily News, "Everyone in the building knows what's going on in there. This place has adult ads on craigslist." The shop, which had only been open for about two months advertised "magic massage—beautiful girl," "high tone Asian acupressure," and "most excellent care." We wonder how many roses they charged?