Photo, by ultraclay! at flickr

Pity the poor tourist who comes upon this ad hoc weekend subway service advisory message scribbled on a series of dry erase boards at the Fulton St. station in Manhattan. Actually, pity any subway rider who pauses at great length to try to determine the meaning behind this advisory and then comprehends what it ultimately means for them to get to where they need to go.

The above photo is almost as good as the professionally produced map telling weekend subway warriors that they are completely screwed.