New York's newly minted Semi-First Lady Sandra Lee is, if anything, good for a choice quote or two. This is, after all, a woman who had seven Christmas trees in her house, all of them plastic. So let's just dive the lovely mini-profile in today's Post, shall we? The whole thing is just lovely.

  • It starts off with a shocker: "Newly minted Gov. Cuomo spent the night in his parents' old bedroom with First Girlfriend Sandra Lee and the power couple's newest 'baby' -- a 2-month-old cockatoo so fragile he needed to sleep next to a heating lamp for warmth."
  • The bird was a holiday gift from Cuomo to his white-loving lover, so obvs: "It's beautiful. All white with a white crest."
  • It doesn't have a name yet, but Lee has narrowed it down to "Journey, Hudson, Madison or Phoenix."
  • OK, enough with the bird. Lee is paying for her own security since she isn't married to Cuomo.
  • Speaking of, they won't be getting married until it "is important to the kids." (Or, y'know, when higher office calls Cuomo).
  • Lee, who has made her fortune teaching people how not to cook, will be making affordable food her cause.
  • And when she does that she'll be paying for her own transportation. She is rich, after all.
  • She held the Bible that Cuomo was sworn in on! She was wearing white, natch.
  • The elder Cuomos were the ones to tell Andrew's kids that Lee was dating their father. Before that they "really didn't address it. They were very young and no one asked."
  • Its the little people who matter the most to Sandy and Andy: "Kids come first. Your kids, someone else's kids, they come first."

Excuse us while we go swaddle our baby cockatoo in a cloth diaper. This is going to be fun.