The George Washington Bridge was visited by a mysterious white cloud this morning. Are the Martians putting us out of our misery at last? If so, I demand to be spliced with a corgi. It's only fair.

Below, you can see the bridge consumed by Spirit:

We reached out to the Port Authority to see if they had more information about the cloud, and will update if and when we hear back. says it was probably thanks to a fuel spill on the bridge's upper level at around 6 a.m., but my money's on Zuul and Vinz Clortho's morning sex.