It's pretty tough to sound dumber than Rick Santorum, who's been on a tear recently by comparing Barack Obama to Hitler, calling public schools "factories," and accusing the president of practicing "phony theology." But Santorum aide Alice Stewart one-upped her boss on MSNBC today noting that Santorum wasn't actually making some crypto-racist comment about Barry's religion, "He was referring to the radical Islamic policies the president has."


According to Daily Intel she later called MSNBC to clarify that what she said isn't what she meant, which makes everything better. Maybe Alice Stewart is the True Conservative candidate, and Rick Santorum is the coward? Should we be rallying behind Stewart 2012?

Oh, guess not: here comes the champ: