We were going through all the Santacon pictures on Flickr, looking for slutty Santas, when we found the sign shown above. In part, it reads: "every time Santa has a drink, evil elves kill a kitten." Genius! Did you go to Santacon? Do you have any slutty Santa upskirt photos? Share them in the comments.

[Related: can someone please make an online MTA sign generator so everyone can make their own amusing signs? We willl pay up to and including $100 to the first hacker who produces this tool.]