Are you sick of all those boring, avant-garde political ads on TV nowadays? Ron Paul's team finally realized that they needed to boil out all his nettlesome Libertarian beliefs into a simple Declaration of Ass Kicking. Oh, but what about all those "bureaucrats" that will lose their jobs? Too bad. "That's how Ron Paul rolls."

Hmm, wonder why they chose a Shih-Tzu to play Newt Gingrich?