It's hot and wet again today, like living inside Ron Swanson's mustache, like getting a golden shower from Ted Cruz's campaign staff, like climbing a volcano located inside a Taco Bell Volcano Burrito™, like spooning a blow dryer inside a sleeping bag made of wet hair, like playing Capture the Flag in Death Valley dressed in an aluminum onesie with matching helmet.

Anyhoo:


It's going to be kind of hot!