The unkosher alliance between Orthodox Jewish instigator Rabbi Yehuda Levin and Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino was mercifully shattered this week after Paladino reneged on his anti-homosexual remarks from last weekend. As surprised as Paladino must have been by the turn of events which led to him becoming a national pariah in the media this week (and a grave disappointment to both Roger Stone and Rudy Giuliani), Rabbi Levin was even more surprised. He was so shocked that Carl “folded like a cheap camera,” he almost choked, as he recounted to the NY Times:

“I was in the middle of eating a kosher pastrami sandwich,” Rabbi Levin said. "While I was eating it, they come running and they say, ‘Paladino became gay!’ I said, ‘What?’ And then they showed me the statement. I almost choked on the kosher salami.”