The Aquaduct racino pays out more to gamblers and New York than any other casino in the state. According to the Post, from April though mid-June, $3.178 billion was played at the racino, and $3 billion of it was won back, mostly accompanying phrases like "Dammit Charlene I said one more play, go start the car," and "That shrimp cocktail WAS your anniversary present."

Roughly 60% of the revenue generated from gambling is distributed to bolstering education and the racing industry, which everyone knows are of equal import.