We all know how easy it is to lapse into cynicism about romance living in NYC. Park Avenue surgeons offer free surgery for dates with hotties; people get married at IKEA; there is an active underground soiled thong trade. And those are some of the most heartwarming stories. But don't despair—your special someone is out there waiting for you, probably chewing on an apple as we speak.

Forget it Jake, it's the N train. Worse things have happened.

[h/t Reddit]