Prince William and his bride-to-be Kate Middleton are preparing for their nuptials next year. Which means it is about time for that old parlor game, guest list guessing! And you know who most likely won't be invited? Oh, just the leader of the free world. The Daily Mail reports that since waity-Katie and Wills won't be having a state wedding—as William is neither the king nor the heir to the throne—the couple won't be inviting so many heads of state. So no Obama—but Sarkozy might still get an invite. But what is the real reason behind the snub that hasn't actually happened yet? This isn't because Michelle has (gasp!) started wearing vintage is it?