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Video: Darth Vader Rings Opening Bell at New York Stock Exchange

<p>"Help us, Wall Street trader! You're our only hope!"</p>


<p>"The ability to destroy the middle class is insignificant next to the power of the force," said Vader.</p>


<p>Impressive. Most impressive.</p>



<p>"Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of subprime lending, and soon the fall of the rebellion."</p>


<p>"Commander, tear this trading floor apart untill you've found those plans and bring me the passengers! I want them alive!"</p>