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A rendering of Williamsburghotel. When Brooklyn looks like Manhattan, then Brooklyn will have won.
Interior of a suite in Hotel Williamsburg. "Honey, did you remember to bring my Vivian Girls 7"?"
By the time Williamsburghotel opens, we will all be driving refurbished Porsches. Also, someone needs to scold Nico and Mattias there for walking down the side of the bridge meant for cyclists.
In Williamsburg hotel, Brooklyn's denizens will still be able to drink alcohol in abandoned parking garages, but theirs will feature waitresses who refuse to make eye contact.
Ivy has just enjoyed a long night of desperate, numbing sex thanks to Williamsbot, a courtesy concubine that sports 5 o'clock shadow, sunken cheekbones and transforms into a teddy bear at dawn.