Today's winter storm is just a prelude to another snow storm expected on Sunday, which itself is no doubt just a prelude to an endless series of snow preludes forever and ever until the relentlessly expanding slush puddles finally drown us all in their brackish embrace. In short, you better have some waterproof boots in your possession because it's the only way to prolong the inevitable.

Governor Cuomo is sending salt reserves to NYC because God knows we'll need it as we traverse the disgusting streets (since the subways aren't cooperating). Luckily, there's a soundtrack:

And there was some historical musing:

Good luck, New Yorkers! And remember, it may be 82 degrees in Miami, but they don't have cultural treasures like the New York Philharmonic down there. We attend Philharmonic concerts practically every week.