Mitt Romney went on Univision last night, prompting a flood of calls from customers to Best Buy and other electronics dealers demanding to know what was wrong with the tint on their recently purchased flatscreens.

Romney was grilled by the largest Spanish-language network (and judging from the photos, a Weber) on his immigration policy—he refused to confirm or deny that he would repeal the president's order that prevents the deportation of young illegal immigrants, and parsed his words on what he meant by "self-deportation": "I believe people make their own choices as to whether they want to go home, and that's what I mean by self-deportation."

Meanwhile in his own appearance on Univision, President Obama said that the biggest regret of his first term was not enacting comprehensive immigration reform, which is also pandering but not as blatant as say, making sure you look as tan as humanly possible.

We'll skip the Snooki gags and let a comedian handle this: