Last night, while Hillary Clinton was no doubt pounding Irish Car Bombs at Double Down with Ron Jeremy and Ryan Gosling, former president and eternal ladies man Bill Clinton was in Monaco, for the “Nights in Monaco” gala, a benefit for the Prince Albert II of Monaco Foundation and the William J. Clinton blah blah blah. Here is a photo of the 42nd president working hard to raise awareness about how he looks totally in his element canoodling with a couple of porn stars.

Bubba is seen here with Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee (see, there IS a local angle to this story), whom you may recall from such films as Mission Asspossible, Baby Got Boobs 8 and the timeless, ahem, pastoral classic Farm Girls Gone Bad. (The third woman in the photo is apparently not a porn star.) In doing research for this story "story" we came upon Brooklyn Lee's Twitter profile, and daaaamn girl woman is naaaaaasty. Sample. Pretty hardcore, but has she ever tried that with a cigar?

Meanwhile, here's video of Hillary getting sprayed with champagne by a bunch of topless firemen on the roof of The Standard last night: