Apparently a lot of people still haven't figured out that using a company-issued smartphone to send drunken text messages and pornographic emails is not a good idea, so the Post issued these tips to avoid having the device get you fired. Among the tips are, "Be mindful of your firm's code of conduct," and "Remember that any information transmitted via the company system (including the drunken pictures of you with a thong on your head) is retained and archived." But that thong photo was a business e-mail, so it's fine.