Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams attended Governor David Paterson's holiday fundraiser and offered up a zinger from the beleaguered head of the state:

The two of us share an ongoing slightly unclassy joke dealing with his first night ever sleeping in Albany's Executive Mansion bedroom where, in the middle of the night, the day-old Gov. couldn't find the john. So at this party I whispered for fun: "Have you peed yet tonight?" and he whispered back: "No, because I'm waiting to do it when the Legislature is under me."

Only in New York, kids, only in New York. [Via Observer, which has other commentary about the fundraiser]