As if it wasn't bad enough that he got a free car for his hollow threats, it turns out that wannabe-Koran burner Pastor Terry Jones required constant attention and protection over the course of his recent three-day trip to NYC. Let us count the ways he wasted tax payers money during his Dumb Announcement Tour: Jones had at least three members of the NYPD Intelligence Division serving as his own personal security detail, tailing him around the clock during his visit. Even worse, he was given a five detective detail, including a cop from the federal drug task force, to wait with him for five hours at LaGuardia Airport while waiting to catch a flight home. Then again, it's not like those cops had anything better to do.