Aw, cute and creepy: Gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino has dispatched a man dressed in a duck outfit—dubbed "Mario Jr."—to tail (get it?) Democratic nominee Andrew Cuomo at events. The deep-pocketed Tea Party fave's spokesman says, "Andrew Cuomo ducks vital policy questions like Obamacare because he knows New Yorkers won't support his tired progressive agenda." Remember when Paladino was talking about Obamacare in March: "I fear the results of Obamacare will be so horrific that it will kill more Americans through deteriorating health care than were lost on 9-11. Nothing can lessen the terrible events of that day, but in terms of raw numbers more will suffer and die through Obamacare."