OBAMA IS HERE 🇺🇸 😌 🙌

After fleeing America for the United States of Richard Branson for a seeming eternity (and, I mean, who could blame him?) , our nation's 44th President has returned stateside and, GUESS WHAT, HE'S HERE, HE'S IN NEW YORK, OBAMA IS HEEEEERE.

He was spotted leaving 160 Fifth Avenue in Flatiron around noon:

OH GOD REMEMBER OBAMA? OBAMA WAS GREAT. OBAMA, DON'T LEAVE US EVER AGAIN.

OBAMAAAAAA.

OBAMA YOU'RE HERE, YOU'VE COME TO SAVE US.


OBAMAMAAAAAAMAMAMMAAA

OBAMA WENT TO STARBUCKS


It's not clear why Obama's blessed us with such a visit, other than to sample our fine caffeinated beverages. Is he getting rich tech guys to invest in the Obama Foundation? Is he saying goodbye to Hipster Cop? Is he going to be our new mayor? Is he concerned about Malia's apparent Red Bull addiction, because girl, that shit will AGE you, stay away from it!!!!!

Obama is also still the world's coolest dad—last night, he took Malia to Emilio’s Ballato, according to Eater. EVERYONE LOOKS SO HAPPY:

OBAMAAAA REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE PRESIDENT, CAN YOU COME BACK AND DO THAT AGAIN PLEASE OH GOD OBAMAAA