NY Post columnist Andrea Peyser says the atheists suing to remove the 9/11 Cross from the World Trade Center museum should go somewhere they don't believe exists. "These atheists can go straight to hell," she declares in the lede of today's column, which addresses the controversy over the miracle cross, comprised of two intersecting steel beams found in the Ground Zero rubble. In their lawsuit, the atheists claim the cross is causing them "dyspepsia, symptoms of depression, headaches, anxiety, and mental pain and anguish," but Peyser just doesn't have any sympathy for their suffering. "I'm Jewish," she writes. "And I think it's beautiful."

Reached by phone, American Atheists President David Silverman told Peyser, "They have this T-joint that looks like a cross, and essentially deified it. They made it into a Christian icon." But unfortunately for him, Silverman was driving during the interview, and at one point he loses his temper behind the wheel, teaching Peyser "all I needed to know about atheists and their lack of belief." She reports that Silverman shrieked suddenly and yelled, "God damn it! I hate this Newark so much!... Don't put in the paper that I said God damn it!" Slip of the tongue—he really meant to say Atom damn it!