Yesterday, the man who brought us Rachel Uchitel, golf superstar Tiger Woods, won his first PGA tournament since the November 2009 car crash that turned out to be prompted by Woods' infidelities. So the NY Post put Woods on the cover, with the headline, "LOOK OUT, LADIES." Which is kinda boring ever since the classic "I'M A CHEETAH" of December 2009.

After winning the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill, Woods said, "It was just pure joy. This is for me personally. This is why I play." His caddie Joe LaCave said that Tiger was effusive, "He just said, ‘Effin’ yeah!' Then he said, ‘All that hard work has paid off.’" It probably feels good to have a win after his former coach published a tell-all that accused Woods of not only being rude and a porn enthusiast, but also a popsicle hog.