Perhaps this is the NY Post's gift to New Yorkers who want to lose weight: Nauseate them into barfing their breakfast by bombarding them with allegations that former Governor Eliot Spitzer was in a "steamy love cauldron...kissing and sucking the toes of his topless mistress" Lis Smith.

The Post claims the pair, who were outed as a couple right before Christmas, was spotted in a hot tub at the Montego Bay Resort in Jamaica. A witness said, "He was licking her toes. She would sit in his lap. Then he’d put her feet in his mouth. He licked her toes and was playing with her feet.” And how did this witness find out about this?:

A 10-year-old boy who saw Smith topless in the pool ran back to his parents and shouted, “Mom there’s an old guy in the Jacuzzi with this girl and she’s topless and she’s got her legs wrapped around him,” sources said.

The boy’s cries — “He’s sucking on her toes!” alerted other guests, who walked over to catch an eyeful.

The Daily News has a counter-story, with unnamed friends of Spitzer debunking the gossip, "The couple both understand the scrutiny they’re under. That’s why they’re even more careful about their behavior. It makes [the rumor] even more ridiculous."

The News' "insider" says that photos might appear of the couple, but they'll just be "parasailing, biking around and tasting the local fare." And the idea of topless toe-sucking photos was shot down by the friend, "It was a family resort. There’s no way that would’ve been allowed." Finally, the News makes the case for the Post being full of shit with, "Say what you will about Spitzer, he’s always gone to great lengths — and expense — to be discreet."

Smith, who had been working on the de Blasio transition team, Tweeted:

Of course, Roger Stone Jr., the GOP operative who really despises Spitzer, is getting into the fray: