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NSFW Video: The M Train Is Not For Masturbating

Oh, the things that land in our inbox, like this video of a man rubbing one out on the M train. The unfortunate witness who documented this act and uploaded it to YouTube says, "Ladies if you live in Brooklyn New York, please watchout for this nasty ass old man, notify the Brooklyn PD." Press play to watch this cross between Chris Ware and R. Crumb come to life [NSFW]:

What the hell is it with people men? We have passed this along to the NYPD and we'll let you know if they ever catch this guy. In the meantime, here's our refresher on what to do the next time you see some dude expose himself on the subway.

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