The National Rifle Association endorsed America's #1 Talking Cheeto at their national convention yesterday, prompting him to spew some more words out his relentless mouthhole. There were a lot of words, of course, but the recap is this: Trump = good for guns, women, more guns, prison capacity. Likely Democrat nominee Hillary = coming for your guns, murdering women, letting the criminals walk free. Well then!

Trump announced yesterday that gun lovers had better watch out if Hillary gets the chance to appoint a judge to the Supreme Court. "If she gets to appoint her judges, she will abolish the Second Amendment," Trump said. "In my opinion, that's what she's going to go for." This is bad for women, apparently, because Hillary's just telling "every woman that she doesn't have the right to defend herself," He also told the NRA that Hillary's big plan is "to release the violent criminals from jail," and let them walk free. But Trump'll keep the gun dreams alive! "We're not going to let that happen," Trump said, of the Second Amendment. "We're going to preserve it, we're going to cherish it."

Though the NRA's endorsement of Trump was certainly expected in this election cycle, it might have come as a surprise to the Donald Trump of 2012, who, after the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT, voiced support for Obama's push for stronger gun control laws:

And yet, a lot of garbled words have fallen out of Trump's face since then, and now Trump's got his followers convinced Hillary's taking their guns away and unleashing violent criminals upon the masses. This is sort of ironic, considering one of the criticisms of Clinton is that she, at least through her husband, supported a bill that led to a massive increase in incarceration. But why waste time on facts when you can spew garbage?

Anyway, Hillary says she supports the Second Amendment, so you can all keep your guns. Lucky us.