No One Can Hear You Scream Over Changes On The 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, A, C, D, E, F, J, L, M, N, Q & R Lines This Weekend

If there was ever a weekend to stay indoors penning a #hottake on the Taylor Swift/Nicki Minaj/Katy Perry Twitterpocalypse, this is it—17 lines are subject to service changes. Note that Magnum P.I. will be leaving Netflix on July 30th, so if you haven't started bingeing it yet, that's another good reason to skip brunch and stay off the N train.

Here's what's on tap this weekend:

The 1 train will not run in either direction between 14th Street and South Ferry from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday. Uptown trains will skip 18 St, 23 St, and 28 St, while downtown trains will skip 28 St, 23 St, and 18 St on days and evenings. Van Cortlandt Park-242 St bound trains will run express between 96 St and 145 St from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

2 trains will not run in either direction between E 180 St and 3 Av-149 St from 3:30 a.m. Saturday to 10 p.m. Sunday. Trains will run local between Chambers St and 34 St-Penn Station from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

3 trains will not run between Crown Hts-Utica Av and New Lots Av in either direction, starting at 6:30 a.m. and ending at 11:30 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. They will run local between Chambers St and 34 St-Penn Statio from 6:30 a.m. to midnight on Saturday and Sunday.

Crown Hts-Utica Av bound 4 trains will make express stops between 125 St and Grand Central-42 St from 10:45 p.m. Saturday to 5 a.m. Monday. Trains are suspended in both directions between Crown Hts-Utica Av and New Lots Av from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 7:30 a.m. Sunday, and again from 11:45 p.m. Sunday to 5 a.m. Monday.

5 trains will not run from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall bound 6 trains will make express stops between 125 St and Grand Central-42 Street from 10:45 p.m. Saturday to 5 a.m. Monday. On that same track, trains run express from Pelham Bay Park to Parkchester, starting at 11:45 p.m. Friday and ending at 5 a.m. Monday.

Inwood-207 St-bound A trains will reroute along the F line from Jay St-MetroTech to W 4 St-Wash Sq before running local to 59 St-Columbus Circle, starting at 11;45 p.m. Friday and ending at 5 a.m. Monday. All A trains are suspended between Ozone Park-Lefferts Blvd and Rockaway Blvd and Brooklyn-bound trains slip 88 St, starting at 11:45 p.m. Friday and ending at 5 a.m. Monday. Inwood-207 St bound A trains will run express from 59 St-Columbus Circle to 125 St from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 6:30 a.m. Sunday, and again from 11:45 p.m. Sunday to 5 a.m. Monday.

168 St-bound C trains will reroute along the F line from Jay St-MetroTech to W 4 St Wash-Sq from 6:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. On that same track, trains will run express from 59 St-Columbus Circle to 125 St, also from 6:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.

Coney Island-Stillwell Av bound D trains will make local stops between 145 St and 59 St-Columbus Circle, starting at 12:01 a.m. Saturday and ending at 5 a.m. Monday.

World Trade Center-bound E trains will run express from Forest Hills-71 Av to Queens Plaza, with that change in effect from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Sunday and again from 11:45 p.m. Sunday to 5 a.m. Monday. On that same track, trains will skip 75 Av and Briarwood from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Coney Island-Stillwell Av bound F trains will skip Sutphin Blvd, Briarwood, and 75 Av from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Broad St-bound J trains will run express from Myrtle Av to Marcy Av from 6:45 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday and again from 8:45 a.m. to 7 p.m. on Sunday.

L trains will operate in two sections: between 8 Av and Broadway Junction, and between Broadway Junction and Rockaway Pkwy, every 24 minutes. That change is in effect from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday and Sunday.

Chambers St-bound M trains will run express from Marcy Av to Myrtle Av from 6:45 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday, and from 8:45 a.m. to 7 p.m. on Sunday.

All N trains will reroute along the D line between Coney Island-Stillwell Av and 36 St from 11:30 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday. Queens-bound N trains will skip 49 St from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Manhattan-bound Q trains will make express stops between Kings Hwy and Prospect Park from 11:15 p.m. Friday to 5 a.m. Monday. Manhattan-bound Q trains skip 49 St from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 6:30 a.m. Sunday, and again from 11:45 p.m. Sunday to 5 a.m. Monday.

Bay Ridge-95 St bound R trains make express stops from Forest Hills-71 Av to Queens Plaza from 6:30 a.m. to midnight on Saturday and Sunday. Queens-bound R trains skip 49 St from 6:30 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday. Brooklyn-bound R trains stop at 53 St and 45 St from 11:45 p.m. Friday to 6:30 a.m. Sunday, and from 11:45 p.m. Sunday to 5 a.m. Monday.