Yesterday a NYC doctor tested positive for Ebola, and it was revealed he had a packed day of typical New York activities just before falling ill—this included taking the train, visiting the High Line, eating out, and going bowling. Naturally, speculation turned to what headlines NYC media would opt for:
To all you "Ebowla" headline writers, sorry but @FrankRosarioNYP called it this afternoon outside the Dr's apt
— Joe Jackson (@joejackson) October 24, 2014
Joke made. pic.twitter.com/GmavVdmwnT
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) October 24, 2014
In the end, no "EBOWLA STRIKES: NO TIME TO SPARE, GOTTA SPLIT" puns were activated.