The seconds drag and the hours jerk as NY state holds its breath in anticipation of Carl Paladino's mysterious geriatric prime-time (5 pm-ish) TV message this evening. While we were twiddling our fingers and watching cute cell phone movies, we started to browse Paladino's interactive campaign website (now with pop-up Paladino!) for any clues as to tonight's speech. And we found these sweet new photo-shopped campaign posters, including "Mario" Cuomo and Cuomo's (emasculated) chihuahua.

It's nice to see Paladino is pushing past the histrionics, back to the meat of his campaign. Now we'll just go hang these with the rest of our collection.