Are you sick and tired of waiting around for a cab at 2 a.m. on a sweaty Sunday morning? Are party buses and hummer limousines just not doing it for you anymore? Then worry no longer, because you and your posse can try to hail the most refrigerated ride in town: a Mr. Softee vehicle. For five clubgoers on one soft-serve night recently, that dream was realized when Mr. Softee driver Oner Ismail picked them up and offered to take them club hopping for a price. He was unfortunately caught soon after by police, and given a $350 summons. TLC commissioner David Yassky quipped, "We require that taxis have working air conditioning, but this is getting carried away."