A couple was charged with public lewdness and nudity for having sex on a service road median in Gravesend, Brooklyn. The engaged couple, Robert Wallendorf and Demetra Decolvenaere, were "caught with their pants down — but their helmets still on" at 1 a.m. Monday. Wallendorf was also arrested for drunk driving; his father said Wallendorf turned to drinking after helping clear Ground Zero and after his mother died. But, still, the lesson is that public sex in Brooklyn is not that great an idea.

The movie, Torque, tried to make motorcycles sexy, but instead, it just made us confused and concerned that this movie got made.