Rap star DMX will face charges after causing a car accident on the Major Deegan Expressway in the Bronx. DMX apparently hit a car, which then bumped into the worst kind of car to bump into: A police cruiser. WNBC says that DMX was arrested on similar charges a month ago, which made Gothamist wonder that if DMX gets pitches for him to star in a sitcom where he plays a rapper who isn't allowed to drive anymore, so he makes his record label's college intern drive him; ideally, the college intern would be some square white kid for a hilarious clash of cultures.

Last summer, DMX was arrested after trying to carjack a person at JFK Airport.