A Long Island man crashed into a cop car around 2 a.m. this morning and was charged with DWI. As you can see from his mug shot, 22-year-old Kevin Daly is one of the many proud Americans who are "owning it," at a time when more of us should really be renting. Yes, Daly was arrested wearing a T-shirt that reads "I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC. I'M A DRUNK. ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS." What makes this story seem even more contrived is that the cop car that Daly hit was part of a special drunk driving unit, the Suffolk County Police Department’s SAFE-T (Selective Alcohol Fatality Enforcement Team) Section. It seems SAFE-T officers don't really have to go out of their way to bust drunk drivers on Long Island.

The officer was treated for minor injuries at Stony Brook University Medical Center. Daly was not injured, and was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated and issued multiple traffic summonses. Newsday (paywall) reports that he'll be arraigned today, and if there's any justice in this world his lawyer will show up wearing an "I'M WITH STUPID" T-shirt.