Speaking of the MTA, our pal Andy created an instant, fake MTA sign-maker. You get to choose the line and message, and it makes you a PDF to print out. Remember: this is for entertainment purposes only-- if you look closely, the sign is clearly fake, and doesn't contain any MTA trademarks or images-- so you can't use it to re-reroute the 7 Train to your house. Send Andy all comments and requests for new features at his email address.