093008lou.jpgYou just know Lou Reed grinds his teeth every time his Escalade rolls past Joey Ramone Place. The 66-year-old musician has finally come right out and said it: The next mayor should do the right thing and name a street after him. What's really galling is that he even has to ask. He tells NY Mag, "Lou Reed Way would be nice. Any little street would do." So let's get some people on this before he destroys us all with one withering glance. Though for our money, Rue Lou has a bit more cachet.