Five years ago, Liza Minnelli's bodyguard and driver M'Hammed Soumayah sued her for $100 million, claiming that she beat him and forced him to have sex with her. For those of you wondering, Soumayah was paid $283,000 and his lawsuit stated, "Fearing loss of his lucrative job, [Soumayah] tolerated Minnelli's violent outbursts and did not complain about them to her or anyone else." The Cabaret and Arrested Development star had countersued him but now it turns out the two sides have settled just a few days before going to court. (The Post says Soumayah claimed to have "physical evidence of his sexual relationship with Minnelli.")